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Power Rankings
See how every team really stacks up
Rookie Board
Next year's incoming draft class
Matchups
This week's head-to-heads
Standings
Who's in, who's out
Transactions
Waivers, trades, and adds
Trade Block
See who's shopping their players
Power Rankings
View All →| # | Team | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Not all dogs go 2 heaven | |
| 2 |  2024 Reskins with RG3 | |
| 3 |  To Infinity And Bijan | |
| 4 |  Yourmomshouse | |
| 5 |  Hawk Tua | |
| 6 |  Diddyskids | |
| 7 |  Pupusa pounders | |
| 8 | All-Balls-No-Dick | |
| 9 |  Dot Fuck em’ Up | |
| 10 |  VaginaKiller |
Rookie Board
View All →| Rk | Player | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jeremiah Smith | WR |
| 2 | LaNorris Sellers | QB |
| 3 | Dante Moore | QB |
| 4 | Arch Manning | QB |
| 5 | Cam Coleman | WR |
| 6 | Kewan Lacy | RB |
| 7 | Jadan Baugh | RB |
| 8 | Justice Haynes | RB |
| 9 | Nate Frazier | RB |
| 10 | Isaac Brown | RB |
Week 1 Matchups
View All →To Infinity And Bijan130.1
Pupusa pounders91.9
2024 Reskins with RG3138.1
Dot Fuck em’ Up45.2
VaginaKiller67.2
Hawk Tua57.4
Not all dogs go 2 heaven136.4
Yourmomshouse118.3
All-Balls-No-Dick107.8
Diddyskids93.0
Top Scorers — Week 1
| Player | Team | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Caleb WilliamsQB | Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 37.3 |
 | Josh AllenQB | Yourmomshouse | 35.7 |
 | Derrick HenryRB | Pupusa pounders | 35.3 |
 | Jalen CokerWR | VaginaKiller | 33.8 |
 | Jahmyr GibbsRB | Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 33.6 |
Top Scorers — Season
| Player | Team | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Caleb WilliamsQB | Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 37.3 |
| Josh AllenQB | Yourmomshouse | 35.7 |
| Derrick HenryRB | Pupusa pounders | 35.3 |
| Jalen CokerWR | VaginaKiller | 33.8 |
| Jahmyr GibbsRB | Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 33.6 |
League News
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Standings
View All →| # | Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | All-Balls-No-Dick | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 2 | Diddyskids | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 3 | Hawk Tua | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Pupusa pounders | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 5 | 2024 Reskins with RG3 | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 6 | VaginaKiller | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Dot Fuck em’ Up | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Yourmomshouse | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 9 | Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 10 | To Infinity And Bijan | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |