Week 3 Recap
Week 3: Gibbs Drops a 41 Piece and Dot Loses by a Fingernail
Not all dogs go 2 heaven stays perfect, a 0.7-point heartbreaker opens the week, and bench points were flying everywhere you looked.
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Power Rankings
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Rookie Board
Next year's incoming draft class
Matchups
This week's head-to-heads
Standings
Who's in, who's out
Transactions
Waivers, trades, and adds
Trade Block
See who's shopping their players
Power Rankings
View All →| # | Team | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Not all dogs go 2 heaven | |
| 2 |  Yourmomshouse | ▲ |
| 3 |  To Infinity And Bijan | ▼ |
| 4 |  EYE EYE CAPTAIN | ▼ |
| 5 |  Hawk Tua | ▼ |
| 6 |  Pupusa pounders | |
| 7 |  Diddyskids | |
| 8 |  VaginaKiller | |
| 9 | All-Balls-No-Dick | |
| 10 |  Dot Fuck em’ Up |
Rookie Board
View All →| Rk | Player | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jeremiah Smith | WR |
| 2 | Arch Manning | QB |
| 3 | Dante Moore | QB |
| 4 | Cam Coleman | WR |
| 5 | Charlie Becker | WR |
| 6 | Ahmad Hardy | RB |
| 7 | Julian Sayin | QB |
| 8 | CJ Carr | QB |
| 9 | Darian Mensah | QB |
| 10 | Kewan Lacy | RB |
Week 7 Matchups
View All →Not all dogs go 2 heaven191.2
To Infinity And Bijan179.2
All-Balls-No-Dick115.7
VaginaKiller92.0
Diddyskids166.3
Dot Fuck em’ Up128.2
Pupusa pounders144.6
Yourmomshouse134.6
EYE EYE CAPTAIN150.7
Hawk Tua149.9
Top Scorers — Week 7
| Player | Team | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Tony PollardRB | To Infinity And Bijan | 36.5 |
 | Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR | Diddyskids | 31.3 |
 | Joe BurrowQB | To Infinity And Bijan | 28.9 |
 | Zay FlowersWR | To Infinity And Bijan | 27.7 |
 | Drake MayeQB | Yourmomshouse | 27.4 |
Top Scorers — Season
| Player | Team | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR | Toast | 196.2 |
 | Jahmyr GibbsRB | Adolf & Friends | 171.0 |
 | Josh AllenQB | Clown | 161.3 |
 | CeeDee LambWR | Good Goy | 155.5 |
 | Kenneth Walker IIIRB | Toast | 147.7 |
League News
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Week 3: Gibbs Drops a 41 Piece and Dot Loses by a Fingernail
Not all dogs go 2 heaven stays perfect, a 0.7-point heartbreaker opens the week, and bench points were flying everywhere you looked.
Week 3
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Week 2: Josh Allen Drops 40 and Nobody's Bench Is Safe
Davante Adams goes nuclear, JSN puts up 42 in a loss, and a whole lot of you left points sitting on the pine — here's your No Drug Test Required Week 2 recap.
Week 2
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Week 1: Dogs Don't Go to Heaven, They Go 200
A six-point thriller, a 33-point bench disaster, and a trade market that looks like Dot Fuck em' Up is buying the whole league — welcome back, boys.
Week 1
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State of the League: Hawk Tua Wears the Crown, Dot Fuck em' Up Wears the Phone Out
A champion who scored the least of the contenders, a winless disaster, a rookie draft owned by the rebuilders, and one manager who traded with damn near everybody — here's your 2026 offseason in full.
Offseason
Standings
View All →| # | Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1PlayoffsBye Week | Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 6-1 | 1324.7 | 1098.9 |
| 2PlayoffsBye Week | EYE EYE CAPTAIN | 5-2 | 1060.7 | 900.0 |
| 3Playoffs | To Infinity And Bijan | 4-3 | 1111.2 | 1107.5 |
| 4Playoffs | Hawk Tua | 4-3 | 1046.6 | 1005.1 |
| 5Playoffs | Pupusa pounders | 4-3 | 977.2 | 955.8 |
| 6Playoffs | Yourmomshouse | 3-4 | 1201.4 | 1062.7 |
| 7 | Diddyskids | 3-4 | 1006.9 | 990.0 |
| 8 | All-Balls-No-Dick | 3-4 | 828.5 | 1008.4 |
| 9 | VaginaKiller | 2-5 | 893.3 | 1051.7 |
| 10 | Dot Fuck em’ Up | 1-6 | 766.8 | 1037.2 |