Sleep is for the Weak
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Sleep is for the Weak
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK · 12 Teams · PPR · 2026 Season
Same friends, different league. Somebody has to lose here too.
Week 3 Recap

Week 3: Jahmyr Gibbs Drops 41 on the Jets, Mike Climbs to 3-0

Justin Jefferson's ankle injury steals a real matchup, two 0-2 teams turn Monday lunch into a bench-mismanagement clinic, and Gibbs just goes nuclear — the redraft league's Week 3 recap.

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Power Rankings

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#Team
1ToastToast
2CJ sucks assCJ sucks ass
32 Tight Ends and a Chaser2 Tight Ends and a Chaser▲
4ShowMeYourButtholeShowMeYourButthole▼
5Captain InsanoCaptain Insano
6Good GoyGood Goy
7Adolf & FriendsAdolf & Friends
8MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩
9Deep State SleepersDeep State Sleepers▲
10TOUCHofDOWN syndromeTOUCHofDOWN syndrome▼
11ClownClown
12G.E.T.S.O.M.EG.E.T.S.O.M.E

Week 7 Matchups

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ShowMeYourButtholeShowMeYourButthole
159.2
ToastToast
117.2
Final
CJ sucks assCJ sucks ass
97.9
G.E.T.S.O.M.EG.E.T.S.O.M.E
88.8
Final
Deep State SleepersDeep State Sleepers
90.5
TOUCHofDOWN syndromeTOUCHofDOWN syndrome
81.7
Final
Good GoyGood Goy
132.4
Adolf & FriendsAdolf & Friends
75.1
Final
MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩
126.3
Captain InsanoCaptain Insano
98.3
Final
2 Tight Ends and a Chaser2 Tight Ends and a Chaser
130.1
ClownClown
112.7
Final

Standings

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#TeamW-LPFPA
1PlayoffsBye WeekToastToast6-11083.2805.8
2PlayoffsBye WeekCJ sucks assCJ sucks ass6-1865.1790.1
3Playoffs2 Tight Ends and a Chaser2 Tight Ends and a Chaser5-2882.3861.1
4PlayoffsShowMeYourButtholeShowMeYourButthole4-3966.9856.3
5PlayoffsGood GoyGood Goy3-4856.7797.5
6PlayoffsCaptain InsanoCaptain Insano3-4796.8839.6
7MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩3-4779.3840.2
8Adolf & FriendsAdolf & Friends3-4749.0803.5
9Deep State SleepersDeep State Sleepers3-4695.4781.6
10ClownClown2-5735.8805.5
11TOUCHofDOWN syndromeTOUCHofDOWN syndrome2-5723.2840.5
12G.E.T.S.O.M.EG.E.T.S.O.M.E2-5645.3757.4

Top Scorers — Week 7

PlayerTeamPts
Tony PollardTony PollardRBClown36.5
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaJaxon Smith-NjigbaWRToast31.3
Joe BurrowJoe BurrowQBMISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩28.9
Zay FlowersZay FlowersWRToast27.7
Drake MayeDrake MayeQBShowMeYourButthole27.4

Top Scorers — Season

PlayerTeamPts
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaJaxon Smith-NjigbaWRToast196.2
Jahmyr GibbsJahmyr GibbsRBAdolf & Friends171.0
Josh AllenJosh AllenQBClown161.3
CeeDee LambCeeDee LambWRGood Goy155.5
Kenneth Walker IIIKenneth Walker IIIRBToast147.7