Power Rankings
Blends record (40%), season scoring average (25%), recent-3-week form (15%), and roster trade value (20%) — so a team cooling off or heating up moves before their record catches up, and a talent-loaded roster still counts for something before results catch up too.
| Rank | Team | Score | Movement |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  2024 Reskins with RG3 | 100.0 | — |
| 2 |  Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 87.9 | — |
| 3 |  To Infinity And Bijan | 81.6 | — |
| 4 |  Yourmomshouse | 76.7 | — |
| 5 |  Hawk Tua | 73.8 | — |
| 6 |  Diddyskids | 66.4 | — |
| 7 |  Pupusa pounders | 46.7 | — |
| 8 | All-Balls-No-Dick | 18.9 | — |
| 9 |  VaginaKiller | 11.3 | — |
| 10 |  Dot Fuck em’ Up | 0.0 | — |
Roster value input from FantasyCalc.com.