Weekly Recaps
Week 3Week 3: Gibbs Drops a 41 Piece and Dot Loses by a Fingernail
Not all dogs go 2 heaven stays perfect, a 0.7-point heartbreaker opens the week, and bench points were flying everywhere you looked.
Week 2Week 2: Josh Allen Drops 40 and Nobody's Bench Is Safe
Davante Adams goes nuclear, JSN puts up 42 in a loss, and a whole lot of you left points sitting on the pine — here's your No Drug Test Required Week 2 recap.
Week 1Week 1: Dogs Don't Go to Heaven, They Go 200
A six-point thriller, a 33-point bench disaster, and a trade market that looks like Dot Fuck em' Up is buying the whole league — welcome back, boys.
OffseasonState of the League: Hawk Tua Wears the Crown, Dot Fuck em' Up Wears the Phone Out
A champion who scored the least of the contenders, a winless disaster, a rookie draft owned by the rebuilders, and one manager who traded with damn near everybody — here's your 2026 offseason in full.