Standings — 2026
| Seed | Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  All-Balls-No-Dick | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 2 |  Diddyskids | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 3 | Hawk Tua | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 4 |  Pupusa pounders | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 5 |  2024 Reskins with RG3 | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 6 |  VaginaKiller | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 7 |  Dot Fuck em’ Up | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 8 |  Yourmomshouse | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 9 |  Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 10 |  To Infinity And Bijan | 0-0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |