Standings — 2026
SOS (strength of schedule) is the combined win % of every opponent faced so far — a way to tell whether a record was earned against real competition.
| Seed | Team | Record | PF | PA | Streak | SOS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1PlayoffsBye Week |  Not all dogs go 2 heaven | 6-1 | 1324.7 | 1098.9 | W1 | 46.9% |
| 2PlayoffsBye Week |  EYE EYE CAPTAIN | 5-2 | 1060.7 | 900.0 | W2 | 42.9% |
| 3Playoffs |  To Infinity And Bijan | 4-3 | 1111.2 | 1107.5 | L2 | 57.1% |
| 4Playoffs |  Hawk Tua | 4-3 | 1046.6 | 1005.1 | L1 | 51.0% |
| 5Playoffs |  Pupusa pounders | 4-3 | 977.2 | 955.8 | W1 | 53.1% |
| 6Playoffs |  Yourmomshouse | 3-4 | 1201.4 | 1062.7 | L1 | 51.0% |
| 7 |  Diddyskids | 3-4 | 1006.9 | 990.0 | W2 | 49.0% |
| 8 | All-Balls-No-Dick | 3-4 | 828.5 | 1008.4 | W2 | 49.0% |
| 9 |  VaginaKiller | 2-5 | 893.3 | 1051.7 | L2 | 51.0% |
| 10 |  Dot Fuck em’ Up | 1-6 | 766.8 | 1037.2 | L3 | 49.0% |