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NO DRUG TEST REQUIRED · 10 Teams · PPR · 2026 Season
Same league. Same friends. New season of chaos.

Week 1Final

EYE EYE CAPTAINEYE EYE CAPTAIN
195.9
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
103.9
EYE EYE CAPTAINEYE EYE CAPTAIN195.9
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Jalen Hurts
Jalen HurtsQB
24.7
RB
Kyren Williams
Kyren WilliamsRB
15.5
RB
Breece Hall
Breece HallRB
19.8
WR
Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. BrownWR
28.7
WR
Drake London
Drake LondonWR
5.5
WR
Nico Collins
Nico CollinsWR
21.2
TE
Dallas Goedert
Dallas GoedertTE
23.7
TE
Travis Kelce
Travis KelceTE
10.1
FLEX
Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre StevensonRB
14.5
FLEX
Rome Odunze
Rome OdunzeWR
7.2
SFLX
Lamar Jackson
Lamar JacksonQB
25.0
Bench
Bryce Young
Bryce YoungQB
31.4
Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr.WR
18.0
Stefon Diggs
Stefon DiggsWR
15.5
Jacory Croskey-Merritt
Jacory Croskey-MerrittRB
12.6
Emeka Egbuka
Emeka EgbukaWR
11.3
RJ Harvey
RJ HarveyRB
8.1
Dalton Schultz
Dalton SchultzTE
7.5
Cade Otton
Cade OttonTE
5.6
Blake Corum
Blake CorumRB
5.4
Woody Marks
Woody MarksRB
5.0
Ryan Flournoy
Ryan FlournoyWR
4.2
Quentin Johnston
Quentin JohnstonWR
3.7
Chig Okonkwo
Chig OkonkwoTE
3.6
Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon BoutteWR
3.1
Emari Demercado
Emari DemercadoRB
0.7
Josh Jacobs
Josh JacobsRB
0.0
Najee Harris
Najee HarrisRB
0.0
Romeo Doubs
Romeo DoubsWR
0.0
Ricky Pearsall
Ricky PearsallWR
0.0
Jayden Higgins
Jayden HigginsWR
0.0
Terrance Ferguson
Terrance FergusonTE
0.0
Carson Beck
Carson BeckQB
0.0
Adam Randall
Adam RandallRB
0.0
Camden Brown
Camden BrownWR
0.0
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up103.9
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Kirk Cousins
Kirk CousinsQB
13.8
RB
Jaylen Warren
Jaylen WarrenRB
10.3
RB
Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon JudkinsRB
7.0
WR
Tre Tucker
Tre TuckerWR
4.7
WR
Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr.WR
4.3
WR
Mike Evans
Mike EvansWR
16.9
TE
Darren Waller
Darren WallerTE
4.8
TE
Mason Taylor
Mason TaylorTE
1.8
FLEX
Matthew Golden
Matthew GoldenWR
15.5
FLEX
Omarion Hampton
Omarion HamptonRB
8.3
SFLX
Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby BrissettQB
16.5
Bench
Pat Freiermuth
Pat FreiermuthTE
15.6
Cole Kmet
Cole KmetTE
11.5
David Njoku
David NjokuTE
10.8
Emmett Johnson
Emmett JohnsonRB
8.8
Samaje Perine
Samaje PerineRB
8.0
Kaelon Black
Kaelon BlackRB
8.0
Jaylin Noel
Jaylin NoelWR
7.3
Cooper Rush
Cooper RushQB
5.7
Malachi Fields
Malachi FieldsWR
4.5
Greg Dulcich
Greg DulcichTE
3.8
Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi LaneWR
2.1
Daniel Bellinger
Daniel BellingerTE
1.7
Charlie Kolar
Charlie KolarTE
0.0
Tyquan Thornton
Tyquan ThorntonWR
0.0
Jacob Saylors
Jacob SaylorsRB
0.0
Jordan James
Jordan JamesRB
0.0
Dillon Gabriel
Dillon GabrielQB
0.0
Drew Allar
Drew AllarQB
0.0
Cade Klubnik
Cade KlubnikQB
0.0
Kevin Coleman Jr.
Kevin Coleman Jr.WR
0.0
John Michael Gyllenborg
John Michael GyllenborgTE
0.0
Garrett Nussmeier
Garrett NussmeierQB
0.0
De'Zhaun Stribling
De'Zhaun StriblingWR
0.0
Jaren Kanak
Jaren KanakTE
0.0
Not all dogs go 2 heavenNot all dogs go 2 heaven
200.5
YourmomshouseYourmomshouse
194.5
Not all dogs go 2 heavenNot all dogs go 2 heaven200.5
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Caleb Williams
Caleb WilliamsQB
37.3
RB
Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr GibbsRB
33.6
RB
Ashton Jeanty
Ashton JeantyRB
32.7
WR
Puka Nacua
Puka NacuaWR
12.4
WR
CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee LambWR
15.4
WR
Tee Higgins
Tee HigginsWR
8.9
TE
Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr.TE
0.0
TE
Brenton Strange
Brenton StrangeTE
10.3
FLEX
Courtland Sutton
Courtland SuttonWR
3.1
FLEX
D'Andre Swift
D'Andre SwiftRB
32.4
SFLX
Dak Prescott
Dak PrescottQB
14.4
Bench
Tyler Shough
Tyler ShoughQB
23.2
Patrick Mahomes
Patrick MahomesQB
21.7
Kyle Monangai
Kyle MonangaiRB
20.4
Deshaun Watson
Deshaun WatsonQB
14.0
Alec Pierce
Alec PierceWR
10.1
Keenan Allen
Keenan AllenWR
9.2
Elic Ayomanor
Elic AyomanorWR
8.1
Eli Raridon
Eli RaridonTE
7.2
DeMario Douglas
DeMario DouglasWR
7.0
Xavier Worthy
Xavier WorthyWR
4.8
Darnell Mooney
Darnell MooneyWR
4.7
Terry McLaurin
Terry McLaurinWR
3.4
George Kittle
George KittleTE
3.2
Brian Robinson Jr.
Brian Robinson Jr.RB
3.1
Kenny Gainwell
Kenny GainwellRB
2.8
Marlin Klein
Marlin KleinTE
2.6
Colby Parkinson
Colby ParkinsonTE
1.6
Malik Davis
Malik DavisRB
0.0
Kimani Vidal
Kimani VidalRB
0.0
J'Mari Taylor
J'Mari TaylorRB
0.0
Cyrus Allen
Cyrus AllenWR
0.0
YourmomshouseYourmomshouse194.5
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Josh Allen
Josh AllenQB
35.7
RB
Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker IIIRB
34.1
RB
Saquon Barkley
Saquon BarkleyRB
9.0
WR
Justin Jefferson
Justin JeffersonWR
31.2
WR
A.J. Brown
A.J. BrownWR
5.6
WR
DK Metcalf
DK MetcalfWR
8.0
TE
Dalton Kincaid
Dalton KincaidTE
18.0
TE
Michael Mayer
Michael MayerTE
9.2
FLEX
Josh Downs
Josh DownsWR
5.7
FLEX
Chris Olave
Chris OlaveWR
28.2
SFLX
Drake Maye
Drake MayeQB
9.8
Bench
Devaughn Vele
Devaughn VeleWR
19.9
Jayden Daniels
Jayden DanielsQB
17.7
Malik Willis
Malik WillisQB
16.7
Caleb Douglas
Caleb DouglasWR
14.4
Malik Nabers
Malik NabersWR
12.9
Adonai Mitchell
Adonai MitchellWR
9.0
Bryce Lance
Bryce LanceWR
7.2
Gunnar Helm
Gunnar HelmTE
6.8
Jalen Nailor
Jalen NailorWR
5.7
Tre' Harris
Tre' HarrisWR
5.0
George Holani
George HolaniRB
2.9
Will Shipley
Will ShipleyRB
2.2
Alvin Kamara
Alvin KamaraRB
0.0
Tank Dell
Tank DellWR
0.0
Erick All Jr.
Erick All Jr.TE
0.0
Savion Williams
Savion WilliamsWR
0.0
Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb JohnsonRB
0.0
Xavier Restrepo
Xavier RestrepoWR
0.0
Colbie Young
Colbie YoungWR
0.0
Jack Strand
Jack StrandQB
0.0
Jaylen Wright
Jaylen WrightRB
-0.1
Hawk TuaHawk Tua
160.4
VaginaKillerVaginaKiller
108.7
Hawk TuaHawk Tua160.4
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Justin Herbert
Justin HerbertQB
13.3
RB
Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan TaylorRB
25.1
RB
Chase Brown
Chase BrownRB
18.8
WR
Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr ChaseWR
3.2
WR
George Pickens
George PickensWR
5.8
WR
Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkeyWR
19.2
TE
Juwan Johnson
Juwan JohnsonTE
14.4
TE
Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr.TE
4.1
FLEX
Javonte Williams
Javonte WilliamsRB
24.2
FLEX
Christian Watson
Christian WatsonWR
32.7
SFLX
Kyler Murray
Kyler MurrayQB
-0.4
Bench
David Montgomery
David MontgomeryRB
28.9
DJ Moore
DJ MooreWR
21.0
Evan Engram
Evan EngramTE
14.3
Michael Wilson
Michael WilsonWR
10.6
Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul TutenRB
9.8
Jahdae Walker
Jahdae WalkerWR
7.1
Hunter Henry
Hunter HenryTE
5.6
Malik Benson
Malik BensonWR
0.8
Christian Kirk
Christian KirkWR
0.0
Mason Rudolph
Mason RudolphQB
0.0
Tua Tagovailoa
Tua TagovailoaQB
0.0
Brock Bowers
Brock BowersTE
0.0
TreVeyon Henderson
TreVeyon HendersonRB
0.0
Darius Cooper
Darius CooperWR
0.0
Elijah Sarratt
Elijah SarrattWR
0.0
Tyrone Tracy Jr.
Tyrone Tracy Jr.RB
-0.6
VaginaKillerVaginaKiller108.7
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Matthew Stafford
Matthew StaffordQB
4.1
RB
James Cook III
James Cook IIIRB
9.9
RB
Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr.RB
14.8
WR
Luther Burden III
Luther Burden IIIWR
9.5
WR
Rashee Rice
Rashee RiceWR
9.9
WR
Cooper Kupp
Cooper KuppWR
5.5
TE
Jake Ferguson
Jake FergusonTE
2.6
TE
Mike Gesicki
Mike GesickiTE
18.8
FLEX
Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr.RB
10.0
FLEX
Rico Dowdle
Rico DowdleRB
4.1
SFLX
Jordan Love
Jordan LoveQB
19.5
Bench
Jalen Coker
Jalen CokerWR
33.8
Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale RobinsonWR
8.8
KC Concepcion Jr.
KC Concepcion Jr.WR
7.8
Jahan Dotson
Jahan DotsonWR
2.9
12530
12530
2.1
Dawson Knox
Dawson KnoxTE
1.7
Tyler Higbee
Tyler HigbeeTE
1.2
Elijah Moore
Elijah MooreWR
0.0
Anthony Richardson Sr.
Anthony Richardson Sr.QB
0.0
Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr.QB
0.0
Audric Estime
Audric EstimeRB
0.0
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan
144.7
Pupusa poundersPupusa pounders
130.1
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan144.7
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Joe Burrow
Joe BurrowQB
14.2
RB
Bijan Robinson
Bijan RobinsonRB
31.3
RB
De'Von Achane
De'Von AchaneRB
10.6
WR
Zay Flowers
Zay FlowersWR
26.0
WR
DeVonta Smith
DeVonta SmithWR
8.3
WR
Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillanWR
10.5
TE
Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPortaTE
9.8
TE
Elijah Arroyo
Elijah ArroyoTE
0.0
FLEX
Jameson Williams
Jameson WilliamsWR
8.5
FLEX
Tony Pollard
Tony PollardRB
4.4
SFLX
Brock Purdy
Brock PurdyQB
21.1
Bench
C.J. Stroud
C.J. StroudQB
16.5
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron RodgersQB
12.5
Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon SadiqTE
11.4
Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr.WR
7.0
Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst IIIWR
6.6
Malik Washington
Malik WashingtonWR
6.3
Xavier Hutchinson
Xavier HutchinsonWR
6.2
Davante Adams
Davante AdamsWR
5.6
Jayden Reed
Jayden ReedWR
5.0
Rachaad White
Rachaad WhiteRB
4.7
Jerry Jeudy
Jerry JeudyWR
4.6
Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr.RB
4.1
Chris Bell
Chris BellWR
3.5
Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr.RB
2.3
Troy Franklin
Troy FranklinWR
0.5
Ray Davis
Ray DavisRB
0.3
Jauan Jennings
Jauan JenningsWR
0.0
Fernando Mendoza
Fernando MendozaQB
0.0
Demond Claiborne
Demond ClaiborneRB
0.0
Eli Stowers
Eli StowersTE
0.0
Tez Johnson
Tez JohnsonWR
-0.4
Pupusa poundersPupusa pounders130.1
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Bo Nix
Bo NixQB
5.4
RB
Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffreyRB
13.8
RB
Derrick Henry
Derrick HenryRB
35.3
WR
Garrett Wilson
Garrett WilsonWR
13.9
WR
Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen WaddleWR
1.2
WR
Jordan Addison
Jordan AddisonWR
0.0
TE
Trey McBride
Trey McBrideTE
24.5
TE
Jonnu Smith
Jonnu SmithTE
7.0
FLEX
Michael Pittman Jr.
Michael Pittman Jr.WR
8.8
FLEX
MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn LloydRB
3.7
SFLX
Jared Goff
Jared GoffQB
16.4
Bench
Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion WicksWR
15.3
Jordan Mason
Jordan MasonRB
11.9
Cam Ward
Cam WardQB
11.7
Jack Bech
Jack BechWR
11.3
Jonathon Brooks
Jonathon BrooksRB
7.2
Justice Hill
Justice HillRB
3.8
Makai Lemon
Makai LemonWR
2.5
Seth McGowan
Seth McGowanRB
1.0
Keaton Mitchell
Keaton MitchellRB
0.9
Sam Darnold
Sam DarnoldQB
0.5
Marcus Mariota
Marcus MariotaQB
0.0
James Conner
James ConnerRB
0.0
Tylan Wallace
Tylan WallaceWR
0.0
Isiah Pacheco
Isiah PachecoRB
0.0
Luke Musgrave
Luke MusgraveTE
0.0
Isaiah Davis
Isaiah DavisRB
0.0
Trey Benson
Trey BensonRB
0.0
Ben Sinnott
Ben SinnottTE
0.0
Jalen McMillan
Jalen McMillanWR
0.0
Jalen Milroe
Jalen MilroeQB
0.0
Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur SandersQB
0.0
Oscar Delp
Oscar DelpTE
0.0
Jonah Coleman
Jonah ColemanRB
0.0
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
171.0
All-Balls-No-DickAll-Balls-No-Dick
117.6
DiddyskidsDiddyskids171.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Jaxson Dart
Jaxson DartQB
26.6
RB
Bucky Irving
Bucky IrvingRB
20.3
RB
Cam Skattebo
Cam SkatteboRB
14.1
WR
Carnell Tate
Carnell TateWR
7.8
WR
Parker Washington
Parker WashingtonWR
19.3
WR
Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR
26.2
TE
Colston Loveland
Colston LovelandTE
0.0
TE
Tucker Kraft
Tucker KraftTE
9.5
FLEX
Jadarian Price
Jadarian PriceRB
7.8
FLEX
Isaiah Likely
Isaiah LikelyTE
27.8
SFLX
Baker Mayfield
Baker MayfieldQB
11.6
Bench
Antonio Williams
Antonio WilliamsWR
16.4
Daniel Jones
Daniel JonesQB
9.0
Oronde Gadsden
Oronde GadsdenTE
5.2
Braelon Allen
Braelon AllenRB
4.0
AJ Barner
AJ BarnerTE
3.3
Chris Brooks
Chris BrooksRB
2.9
Keon Coleman
Keon ColemanWR
1.1
Tank Bigsby
Tank BigsbyRB
0.3
Barion Brown
Barion BrownWR
0.3
Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr.WR
0.0
Mac Jones
Mac JonesQB
0.0
Dylan Sampson
Dylan SampsonRB
0.0
Tory Horton
Tory HortonWR
0.0
Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaaWR
0.0
Germie Bernard
Germie BernardWR
0.0
Ty Simpson
Ty SimpsonQB
0.0
Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn TysonWR
0.0
Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas SingletonRB
0.0
Zachariah Branch
Zachariah BranchWR
0.0
Chris Brazzell II
Chris Brazzell IIWR
0.0
Brenen Thompson
Brenen ThompsonWR
0.0
Skyler Bell
Skyler BellWR
0.0
Zavion Thomas
Zavion ThomasWR
0.0
All-Balls-No-DickAll-Balls-No-Dick117.6
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Trevor Lawrence
Trevor LawrenceQB
26.1
RB
Jeremiyah Love
Jeremiyah LoveRB
13.0
RB
Chuba Hubbard
Chuba HubbardRB
23.7
WR
Rashid Shaheed
Rashid ShaheedWR
1.4
WR
Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr.WR
8.3
WR
Khalil Shakir
Khalil ShakirWR
9.0
TE
Tyler Warren
Tyler WarrenTE
10.3
TE
Mark Andrews
Mark AndrewsTE
8.9
FLEX
J.K. Dobbins
J.K. DobbinsRB
3.6
FLEX
Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr.WR
4.0
SFLX
Geno Smith
Geno SmithQB
9.3
Bench
Denzel Boston
Denzel BostonWR
13.9
T.J. Hockenson
T.J. HockensonTE
13.6
Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi MeyersWR
12.2
Tyler Allgeier
Tyler AllgeierRB
9.0
Pat Bryant
Pat BryantWR
8.2
Tyjae Spears
Tyjae SpearsRB
4.4
Jaylin Lane
Jaylin LaneWR
1.4
Tyreek Hill
Tyreek HillWR
0.0
Calvin Ridley
Calvin RidleyWR
0.0
Ty Johnson
Ty JohnsonRB
0.0
Tutu Atwell
Tutu AtwellWR
0.0
Rashod Bateman
Rashod BatemanWR
0.0
Zach Charbonnet
Zach CharbonnetRB
0.0
J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthyQB
0.0
Xavier Legette
Xavier LegetteWR
0.0
Jalen Royals
Jalen RoyalsWR
0.0
Jimmy Horn Jr.
Jimmy Horn Jr.WR
-2.0