Sleep is for the Weak
Fantasy Football
Sleep is for the Weak
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK · 12 Teams · PPR · 2026 Season
Same friends, different league. Somebody has to lose here too.

Standings — 2026

SOS (strength of schedule) is the combined win % of every opponent faced so far — a way to tell whether a record was earned against real competition.

SeedTeamRecordPFPAStreakSOS
1PlayoffsBye WeekToastToast6-11083.2805.8L151.0%
2PlayoffsBye WeekCJ sucks assCJ sucks ass6-1865.1790.1W646.9%
3Playoffs2 Tight Ends and a Chaser2 Tight Ends and a Chaser5-2882.3861.1W346.9%
4PlayoffsShowMeYourButtholeShowMeYourButthole4-3966.9856.3W155.1%
5PlayoffsGood GoyGood Goy3-4856.7797.5W144.9%
6PlayoffsCaptain InsanoCaptain Insano3-4796.8839.6L353.1%
7MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩3-4779.3840.2W149.0%
8Adolf & FriendsAdolf & Friends3-4749.0803.5L446.9%
9Deep State SleepersDeep State Sleepers3-4695.4781.6W249.0%
10ClownClown2-5735.8805.5L153.1%
11TOUCHofDOWN syndromeTOUCHofDOWN syndrome2-5723.2840.5L253.1%
12G.E.T.S.O.M.EG.E.T.S.O.M.E2-5645.3757.4L151.0%