Sleep is for the Weak
Fantasy Football
Sleep is for the Weak
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK · 12 Teams · PPR · 2026 Season
Same friends, different league. Somebody has to lose here too.
2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Radsimplistic · 5-2 · 882.3 PF

Starting Lineup

PlayerPosTeamSeason Pts
Trey McBrideTrey McBride
59 Rec · 472 Rec Yd · 4 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
124.5913951—
218.1810411—
316.591175——
410.171231——
521.6910661—
612.37953——
727.110131111—
Season130.259784724—
TEARI130.2
Garrett WilsonGarrett Wilson
37 Rec · 444 Rec Yd · 3 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
113.96779——
216.757571—
326.710131071—
45.73427——
523.47111041—
68.44644——
74.62326——
Season99.437514443—
WRNYJ99.4
Ja'Marr ChaseJa'Marr Chase
32 Rec · 351 Rec Yd · 5 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
13.22412——
226.579752—
324.8912981—
45.73327——
519.7610771—
717.257621—
Season97.132453515—
WRCIN97.1
Brock BowersBrock Bowers
34 Rec · 455 Rec Yd · 3 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
327.610141161—
420.6611861—
523.08101101—
611.04970——
713.36873——
Season95.534524553—
TELV95.5
Bhayshul TutenBhayshul Tuten
388 Rush Yd · 2 Rush TD · 13 Rec · 126 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
19.81566—122—
214.2136512-3—
317.015731217—
411.11773—218—
511.62272—224—
624.71239—4482
Season88.4943882131262
RBJAX88.4
Rhamondre StevensonRhamondre Stevenson
285 Rush Yd · 2 Rush TD · 20 Rec · 204 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
114.51851—544—
23.6643—13—
36.8722—316—
418.413471327—
517.513641321—
63.61436————
722.5622—5931
Season80.1772852202041
RBNE80.1
Evan McPhersonEvan McPherson
10 FGM · 10 FGA · 19 XPM
WkPtsFGMFGALongXPMXPA
119.0445833
212.0225722
311.0225033
45.0112922
57.0112644
75.0———55
Season26.010102201919
KCIN26.0
Jacksonville JaguarsJacksonville Jaguars
11 Sack · 7 INT · 0 TD · 104 Pts Allow
WkPtsSackINTFum RecTDPts Allow
115.0511—10
23.0—1——20
317.0321—6
48.022——17
52.01———17
61.0—1——34
Season16.01172—104
DEFJAX16.0
Kirk CousinsKirk Cousins
1,877 Pass Yd · 16 Pass TD · 5 INT · 4 Rush Yd
WkPtsCmpAttPass YdPass TDINTRush YdRush TD
115.8213016032-6—
221.21929253311—
322.222332483—3—
423.6315236521——
513.719282431———
619.5234131321——
720.426442952—6—
Season0.01612571,8771654—
QBLV0.0

Bench

PlayerPosTeamSeason Pts
Brock PurdyBrock Purdy
1,748 Pass Yd · 15 Pass TD · 4 INT · 161 Rush Yd
WkPtsCmpAttPass YdPass TDINTRush YdRush TD
122.125342053129—
228.520222872—301
331.315272974—34—
419.619302182—29—
517.21929189216—
617.421292641—28—
714.02740288125—
Season146.01462111,7481541611
QBSF146.0
Braelon AllenBraelon Allen
418 Rush Yd · 2 Rush TD · 15 Rec · 75 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
14.01040————
28.557118—
34.7414—33—
48.71459—28—
518.62411611——
612.41778—226—
719.417104—630—
Season59.19141821575—
RBNYJ59.1
Tre TuckerTre Tucker
29 Rec · 474 Rec Yd · 4 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
14.72427——
222.9571191—
38.34443——
48.44844——
57.54541—-6
626.757972—
721.35121031—
Season55.529474744-6
WRLV55.5
Jonah ColemanJonah Coleman
93 Rush Yd · 1 Rush TD · 5 Rec · 34 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
1———————
214.810391319—
3———————
4———————
5———————
6———————
78.9954—215—
Season0.019931534—
RBDEN0.0
Seth McGowanSeth McGowan
134 Rush Yd · 0 Rush TD · 4 Rec · 12 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
11.0———1——
2—2—————
31.4414————
44.8631—17—
52.9516—13—
62.7427————
75.81146—12—
Season0.032134—412—
RBIND0.0
Jakobi MeyersJakobi Meyers
20 Rec · 285 Rec Yd · 2 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
112.2224012
23.81128——
319.478641—
46.33433——
55.72337——
613.351083——
Season0.0202828522
WRJAX0.0

Injured Reserve

PlayerPosTeamSeason Pts
De'Zhaun StriblingDe'Zhaun Stribling
0 Rec · 0 Rec Yd · 0 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
1——————
2——————
3——————
4——————
5——————
6——————
7——————
Season0.0—————
WRSF0.0