Sleep is for the Weak
Fantasy Football
Sleep is for the Weak
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK · 12 Teams · PPR · 2026 Season
Same friends, different league. Somebody has to lose here too.
CJ sucks ass

CJ sucks ass

Diddyskids · 6-1 · 865.1 PF

Starting Lineup

PlayerPosTeamSeason Pts
James Cook IIIJames Cook III
627 Rush Yd · 6 Rush TD · 10 Rec · 89 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
19.91357—312—
220.921135114—
319.4241541———
416.31275128—
522.825111217—
624.322951358—
Season113.611762761089—
RBBUF113.6
Will ReichardWill Reichard
18 FGM · 19 FGA · 9 XPM
WkPtsFGMFGALongXPMXPA
17.0113844
210.03349——
316.0335622
419.05550——
516.0335522
712.0345211
Season80.0181930099
KMIN80.0
Sam DarnoldSam Darnold
1,290 Pass Yd · 8 Pass TD · 8 INT · 52 Rush Yd
WkPtsCmpAttPass YdPass TDINTRush YdRush TD
10.51213————
329.73145379425—
414.31322168216—
510.31829195125—
613.02751278—219—
715.020282571117—
Season74.81101771,2908852—
QBSEA74.8
Tucker KraftTucker Kraft
29 Rec · 297 Rec Yd · 2 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
19.53665——
23.52315——
36.64826——
416.5674213
511.65564—2
68.75837——
714.846481—
Season71.2294329725
TEGB71.2
DeVonta SmithDeVonta Smith
26 Rec · 310 Rec Yd · 2 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
18.33653——
227.710131171—
312.56865——
620.5714751—
Season69.026413102—
WRPHI69.0
New England PatriotsNew England Patriots
17 Sack · 4 INT · 1 TD · 143 Pts Allow
WkPtsSackINTFum RecTDPts Allow
16.02———13
223.041113
3-1.011——35
46.0111—26
58.03—1—17
66.031——19
72.03———30
Season54.017431143
DEFNE54.0
Aaron Jones Sr.Aaron Jones Sr.
436 Rush Yd · 2 Rush TD · 13 Rec · 72 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
110.012401———
210.523105————
314.21758—534—
416.82094—434—
518.725113134—
73.6826—1——
Season39.110543621372—
RBMIN39.1
Emanuel WilsonEmanuel Wilson
403 Rush Yd · 3 Rush TD · 6 Rec · 65 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
10.323————
29.22192————
31.4914————
427.0218113391
513.220611211—
65.21452————
718.5241001115—
Season18.511140336651
RBSEA18.5
Ryan FlournoyRyan Flournoy
27 Rec · 304 Rec Yd · 1 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
14.22422——
27.35623——
34.22822——
47.74537——
512.03490——
617.079401—
711.04470——
Season0.027403041—
WRDAL0.0

Bench

PlayerPosTeamSeason Pts
Chris OlaveChris Olave
49 Rec · 636 Rec Yd · 2 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
128.21013182——
222.6810861—
319.7913107——
419.6812116——
58.64646——
614.347431—
711.661056——
Season124.649716362—
WRNO124.6
George KittleGeorge Kittle
34 Rec · 425 Rec Yd · 5 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
13.22512——
218.044801—
326.267822—
417.046701—
57.45624——
617.958691—
714.881088——
Season104.534464255—
TESF104.5
C.J. StroudC.J. Stroud
1,867 Pass Yd · 11 Pass TD · 1 INT · 80 Rush Yd
WkPtsCmpAttPass YdPass TDINTRush YdRush TD
116.526382742—15—
217.03055353——29—
311.716271671—10—
423.121313472—12—
520.926342611—51
624.02434312315—
716.517281532—4—
Season95.21602471,867111801
QBHOU95.2
Devaughn VeleDevaughn Vele
33 Rec · 348 Rec Yd · 3 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
119.979691—
211.45764——
36.93639——
417.469541—
56.64626——
67.23642——
716.455541—
Season65.933483483—
WRNO65.9
Xavier WorthyXavier Worthy
24 Rec · 217 Rec Yd · 1 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
14.83618——
213.557251—
34.02220——
411.04770——
614.37773——
74.13611——
Season51.724352171—
WRKC51.7
Keenan AllenKeenan Allen
29 Rec · 258 Rec Yd · 1 Rec TD
WkPtsRecTgtRec YdRec TDRush Yd
19.26632——
21.5155——
318.369631—
59.55945——
616.281182——
76.13331——
Season6.129432581—
WRIND6.1

Injured Reserve

PlayerPosTeamSeason Pts
Travis Etienne Jr.Travis Etienne Jr.
128 Rush Yd · 0 Rush TD · 11 Rec · 51 Rec Yd
WkPtsAttRush YdRush TDRecRec YdRec TD
114.8946—732—
27.1825—26—
39.01357—213—
4———————
5———————
6———————
7———————
Season0.030128—1151—
RBNO0.0