Sleep is for the Weak
Fantasy Football
Sleep is for the Weak
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK · 12 Teams · PPR · 2026 Season
Same friends, different league. Somebody has to lose here too.

Playoff Odds

Based on 30,000 simulated seasons, as of week 7.

TeamMake PlayoffsByeChampionship
ToastToast99.9%92.2%38.5%
ShowMeYourButtholeShowMeYourButthole95.9%27.2%20.8%
CJ sucks assCJ sucks ass98.9%49.0%14.5%
2 Tight Ends and a Chaser2 Tight Ends and a Chaser96.8%28.3%13.8%
Good GoyGood Goy54.4%1.6%4.6%
Captain InsanoCaptain Insano43.1%0.8%2.7%
MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩35.3%0.5%1.8%
Adolf & FriendsAdolf & Friends32.7%0.3%1.7%
Deep State SleepersDeep State Sleepers18.1%0.1%0.6%
TS
TOUCHofDOWN syndrome
10.9%0.0%0.5%
CL
Clown
11.0%0.0%0.5%
G.E.T.S.O.M.EG.E.T.S.O.M.E2.9%0.0%0.1%