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SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK · 12 Teams · PPR · 2026 Season
Same friends, different league. Somebody has to lose here too.

Week 9

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser2 Tight Ends and a Chaser
0.0
51% · proj 121.5
CJ sucks assCJ sucks ass
0.0
48% · proj 120.1
2 Tight Ends and a Chaser2 Tight Ends and a Chaser0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Kirk Cousins
Kirk CousinsQB
0.0
proj 18.5
RB
Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre StevensonRB
0.0
proj 13.3
RB
Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul TutenRB
0.0
proj 14.7
WR
Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr ChaseWR
0.0
proj 16.2
WR
Garrett Wilson
Garrett WilsonWR
0.0
proj 14.2
TE
Trey McBride
Trey McBrideTE
0.0
proj 18.6
FLEX
Brock Bowers
Brock BowersTE
0.0
proj 19.1
K
Evan McPherson
Evan McPhersonK
0.0
proj 13.0
DEF
Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville JaguarsDEF
0.0
proj 7.0
Bench
Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi MeyersWR
0.0
proj 10.4
Brock Purdy
Brock PurdyQB
0.0
proj 20.9
Tre Tucker
Tre TuckerWR
0.0
proj 18.5
Braelon Allen
Braelon AllenRB
0.0
proj 14.8
Jonah Coleman
Jonah ColemanRB
0.0
De'Zhaun Stribling
De'Zhaun StriblingWR
0.0
Seth McGowan
Seth McGowanRB
0.0
CJ sucks assCJ sucks ass0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Sam Darnold
Sam DarnoldQB
0.0
proj 12.5
RB
James Cook III
James Cook IIIRB
0.0
proj 18.9
RB
Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr.RB
0.0
proj 12.3
WR
DeVonta Smith
DeVonta SmithWR
0.0
proj 17.3
WR
Ryan Flournoy
Ryan FlournoyWR
0.0
TE
Tucker Kraft
Tucker KraftTE
0.0
proj 10.2
FLEX
Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel WilsonRB
0.0
proj 12.3
K
Will Reichard
Will ReichardK
0.0
proj 13.3
DEF
New England Patriots
New England PatriotsDEF
0.0
proj 9.2
Bench
Keenan Allen
Keenan AllenWR
0.0
proj 6.1
George Kittle
George KittleTE
0.0
proj 14.9
Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr.RB
0.0
proj 10.3
Chris Olave
Chris OlaveWR
0.0
proj 17.8
C.J. Stroud
C.J. StroudQB
0.0
proj 19.0
Xavier Worthy
Xavier WorthyWR
0.0
proj 8.6
Devaughn Vele
Devaughn VeleWR
0.0
proj 11.0
ToastToast
0.0
69% · proj 135.7
MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩
0.0
30% · proj 113.8
ToastToast0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Jayden Daniels
Jayden DanielsQB
0.0
proj 21.4
RB
Derrick Henry
Derrick HenryRB
0.0
proj 17.5
RB
Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker IIIRB
0.0
proj 24.6
WR
Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR
0.0
proj 28.0
WR
Zay Flowers
Zay FlowersWR
0.0
proj 20.4
TE
Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon SadiqTE
0.0
proj 9.7
FLEX
Parker Washington
Parker WashingtonWR
0.0
proj 15.3
K
Spencer Shrader
Spencer ShraderK
0.0
proj 13.2
DEF
Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh SteelersDEF
0.0
proj 9.4
Bench
Juwan Johnson
Juwan JohnsonTE
0.0
proj 11.3
Isaiah Likely
Isaiah LikelyTE
0.0
proj 16.1
Caleb Williams
Caleb WilliamsQB
0.0
proj 20.9
Keon Coleman
Keon ColemanWR
0.0
proj 11.8
Makai Lemon
Makai LemonWR
0.0
proj 5.0
Caleb Douglas
Caleb DouglasWR
0.0
proj 12.4
MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Joe Burrow
Joe BurrowQB
0.0
proj 21.7
RB
Bucky Irving
Bucky IrvingRB
0.0
proj 15.7
RB
Zach Charbonnet
Zach CharbonnetRB
0.0
WR
Matthew Golden
Matthew GoldenWR
0.0
proj 15.8
WR
George Pickens
George PickensWR
0.0
proj 13.9
TE
Brenton Strange
Brenton StrangeTE
0.0
proj 10.0
FLEX
Puka Nacua
Puka NacuaWR
0.0
proj 22.7
K
Matt Gay
Matt GayK
0.0
proj 9.0
DEF
Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota VikingsDEF
0.0
proj 13.5
Bench
Nico Collins
Nico CollinsWR
0.0
proj 15.2
George Holani
George HolaniRB
0.0
proj 3.3
Woody Marks
Woody MarksRB
0.0
proj 8.9
TreVeyon Henderson
TreVeyon HendersonRB
0.0
proj 5.6
Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn TysonWR
0.0
Jadarian Price
Jadarian PriceRB
0.0
proj 4.7
Good GoyGood Goy
0.0
64% · proj 119.6
G.E.T.S.O.M.EG.E.T.S.O.M.E
0.0
35% · proj 103.9
Good GoyGood Goy0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Matthew Stafford
Matthew StaffordQB
0.0
proj 17.6
RB
Jaylen Warren
Jaylen WarrenRB
0.0
proj 17.1
RB
Javonte Williams
Javonte WilliamsRB
0.0
proj 18.6
WR
CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee LambWR
0.0
proj 22.2
WR
Drake London
Drake LondonWR
0.0
proj 15.4
TE
Dalton Schultz
Dalton SchultzTE
0.0
proj 6.3
FLEX
Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr.TE
0.0
proj 10.5
K
Nick Folk
Nick FolkK
0.0
proj 5.5
DEF
San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ersDEF
0.0
proj 8.8
Bench
Jameson Williams
Jameson WilliamsWR
0.0
proj 14.0
Breece Hall
Breece HallRB
0.0
proj 14.2
Bryce Young
Bryce YoungQB
0.0
proj 15.1
Jake Bates
Jake BatesK
0.0
proj 8.7
Kyle Monangai
Kyle MonangaiRB
0.0
proj 14.8
Denzel Boston
Denzel BostonWR
0.0
proj 11.0
G.E.T.S.O.M.EG.E.T.S.O.M.E0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Bo Nix
Bo NixQB
0.0
proj 13.7
RB
Saquon Barkley
Saquon BarkleyRB
0.0
proj 7.6
RB
Josh Jacobs
Josh JacobsRB
0.0
proj 20.1
WR
Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillanWR
0.0
proj 16.2
WR
DK Metcalf
DK MetcalfWR
0.0
proj 10.9
TE
Pat Freiermuth
Pat FreiermuthTE
0.0
proj 6.8
FLEX
Jordan Mason
Jordan MasonRB
0.0
proj 9.3
K
Eddy Pineiro
Eddy PineiroK
0.0
proj 5.3
DEF
0
0
—
Bench
Jared Goff
Jared GoffQB
0.0
proj 22.2
Romeo Doubs
Romeo DoubsWR
0.0
proj 11.6
Tyler Allgeier
Tyler AllgeierRB
0.0
proj 6.9
Rachaad White
Rachaad WhiteRB
0.0
proj 9.8
Josh Downs
Josh DownsWR
0.0
proj 8.2
Dalton Kincaid
Dalton KincaidTE
0.0
proj 10.1
Omarion Hampton
Omarion HamptonRB
0.0
proj 9.6
ClownClown
0.0
52% · proj 110.8
TOUCHofDOWN syndromeTOUCHofDOWN syndrome
0.0
47% · proj 109.8
ClownClown0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Josh Allen
Josh AllenQB
0.0
proj 26.9
RB
Jeremiyah Love
Jeremiyah LoveRB
0.0
proj 10.2
RB
Tony Pollard
Tony PollardRB
0.0
proj 12.5
WR
Courtland Sutton
Courtland SuttonWR
0.0
proj 5.5
WR
DJ Moore
DJ MooreWR
0.0
proj 12.1
TE
Mark Andrews
Mark AndrewsTE
0.0
proj 7.2
FLEX
J.K. Dobbins
J.K. DobbinsRB
0.0
proj 8.3
K
0
0
—
DEF
Denver Broncos
Denver BroncosDEF
0.0
proj 9.6
Bench
Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffreyRB
0.0
proj 20.6
Dallas Goedert
Dallas GoedertTE
0.0
proj 11.4
Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr.WR
0.0
proj 12.1
Brian Robinson Jr.
Brian Robinson Jr.RB
0.0
proj 3.0
Tank Dell
Tank DellWR
0.0
proj 5.5
Cam Little
Cam LittleK
0.0
proj 8.3
Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati BengalsDEF
0.0
proj 6.5
TOUCHofDOWN syndromeTOUCHofDOWN syndrome0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Trevor Lawrence
Trevor LawrenceQB
0.0
proj 19.0
RB
Chase Brown
Chase BrownRB
0.0
proj 12.5
RB
D'Andre Swift
D'Andre SwiftRB
0.0
proj 17.5
WR
Jalen Coker
Jalen CokerWR
0.0
proj 14.0
WR
Christian Watson
Christian WatsonWR
0.0
proj 18.5
TE
Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr.TE
0.0
proj 9.5
FLEX
Justin Jefferson
Justin JeffersonWR
0.0
proj 14.4
K
Tyler Loop
Tyler LoopK
0.0
proj 8.8
DEF
Washington Commanders
Washington CommandersDEF
0.0
Bench
Tyler Higbee
Tyler HigbeeTE
0.0
proj 3.8
Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen WaddleWR
0.0
proj 9.1
Blake Corum
Blake CorumRB
0.0
proj 9.9
Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkeyWR
0.0
proj 9.8
Tyler Shough
Tyler ShoughQB
0.0
proj 21.0
Konata Mumpfield
Konata MumpfieldWR
0.0
proj 2.5
ShowMeYourButtholeShowMeYourButthole
0.0
70% · proj 126.9
Deep State SleepersDeep State Sleepers
0.0
29% · proj 107.9
ShowMeYourButtholeShowMeYourButthole0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Drake Maye
Drake MayeQB
0.0
proj 19.8
RB
Ashton Jeanty
Ashton JeantyRB
0.0
proj 17.4
RB
Chuba Hubbard
Chuba HubbardRB
0.0
proj 18.0
WR
Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. BrownWR
0.0
proj 21.4
WR
Tee Higgins
Tee HigginsWR
0.0
proj 17.0
TE
Hunter Henry
Hunter HenryTE
0.0
proj 9.7
FLEX
Malik Nabers
Malik NabersWR
0.0
proj 17.2
K
Brandon McManus
Brandon McManusK
0.0
proj 5.0
DEF
Seattle Seahawks
Seattle SeahawksDEF
0.0
proj 8.4
Bench
Travis Kelce
Travis KelceTE
0.0
proj 11.7
Alvin Kamara
Alvin KamaraRB
0.0
proj 13.4
Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr.WR
0.0
proj 7.6
Jalen Hurts
Jalen HurtsQB
0.0
proj 16.0
Tyjae Spears
Tyjae SpearsRB
0.0
proj 4.5
Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr.WR
0.0
proj 16.3
Deep State SleepersDeep State Sleepers0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Lamar Jackson
Lamar JacksonQB
0.0
proj 19.8
RB
Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan TaylorRB
0.0
proj 19.6
RB
Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon IIRB
0.0
proj 16.7
WR
A.J. Brown
A.J. BrownWR
0.0
proj 6.4
WR
Rome Odunze
Rome OdunzeWR
0.0
proj 8.6
TE
Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPortaTE
0.0
proj 13.2
FLEX
Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale RobinsonWR
0.0
proj 8.8
K
Jason Myers
Jason MyersK
0.0
proj 9.4
DEF
Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City ChiefsDEF
0.0
proj 11.0
Bench
David Montgomery
David MontgomeryRB
0.0
proj 9.1
Jordan Love
Jordan LoveQB
0.0
proj 18.1
Alec Pierce
Alec PierceWR
0.0
proj 6.1
Kendre Miller
Kendre MillerRB
0.0
proj 7.4
Malik Washington
Malik WashingtonWR
0.0
proj 9.3
Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon JudkinsRB
0.0
proj 13.3
Colston Loveland
Colston LovelandTE
0.0
proj 10.4
Captain InsanoCaptain Insano
0.0
52% · proj 115.2
Adolf & FriendsAdolf & Friends
0.0
47% · proj 111.8
Captain InsanoCaptain Insano0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Patrick Mahomes
Patrick MahomesQB
0.0
proj 16.7
RB
Bijan Robinson
Bijan RobinsonRB
0.0
proj 20.8
RB
Kyren Williams
Kyren WilliamsRB
0.0
proj 19.6
WR
Michael Wilson
Michael WilsonWR
0.0
proj 11.7
WR
Carnell Tate
Carnell TateWR
0.0
proj 11.0
TE
Tyler Warren
Tyler WarrenTE
0.0
proj 14.0
FLEX
Germie Bernard
Germie BernardWR
0.0
proj 15.7
K
Brandon Aubrey
Brandon AubreyK
0.0
proj 8.3
DEF
Cleveland Browns
Cleveland BrownsDEF
0.0
proj 8.0
Bench
Jordan Addison
Jordan AddisonWR
0.0
proj 9.4
Rashee Rice
Rashee RiceWR
0.0
proj 12.7
Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr.WR
0.0
proj 6.7
RJ Harvey
RJ HarveyRB
0.0
proj 11.2
Emeka Egbuka
Emeka EgbukaWR
0.0
proj 11.9
KC Concepcion Jr.
KC Concepcion Jr.WR
0.0
proj 6.6
Adolf & FriendsAdolf & Friends0.0
Full Roster →
Starters
QB
Dak Prescott
Dak PrescottQB
0.0
proj 18.3
RB
Najee Harris
Najee HarrisRB
0.0
proj 0.2
RB
Cam Skattebo
Cam SkatteboRB
0.0
proj 11.7
WR
Stefon Diggs
Stefon DiggsWR
0.0
proj 13.9
WR
Davante Adams
Davante AdamsWR
0.0
proj 17.0
TE
Jake Ferguson
Jake FergusonTE
0.0
proj 7.4
FLEX
Luther Burden III
Luther Burden IIIWR
0.0
proj 13.9
K
Chris Boswell
Chris BoswellK
0.0
proj 9.9
DEF
Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore RavensDEF
0.0
proj 7.2
Bench
Mike Evans
Mike EvansWR
0.0
proj 14.8
Baker Mayfield
Baker MayfieldQB
0.0
proj 10.4
Mike Gesicki
Mike GesickiTE
0.0
proj 10.2
T.J. Hockenson
T.J. HockensonTE
0.0
proj 10.5
Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr GibbsRB
0.0
proj 28.5
Dallas Cowboys
Dallas CowboysDEF
0.0
proj 3.7