2027 Mock Draft

Not a real draft — a projection of what the order would look like today, using the rookie board for who'd be available (a few unranked prospects fill out the board until it's updated with more). Worst record picks first. Ordered by Power Rankings until week 1 finishes, then by real standings (record, then points for/against as tiebreakers) after that — updates automatically as the season plays out. Picks already traded show who actually holds them now.

Round 1

1.01

Jeremiah Smith · Ohio State WR

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Original pick

1.02

LaNorris Sellers · South Carolina QB

Yourmomshouse

Traded from VaginaKiller

1.03

Dante Moore · Oregon QB

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick

1.04

Arch Manning · Texas QB

Pupusa pounders

Original pick

1.05

Cam Coleman · Texas WR

Diddyskids

Original pick

1.06

Kewan Lacy · Ole Miss RB

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Traded from Hawk Tua

1.07

Jadan Baugh · Florida RB

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Traded from Yourmomshouse

1.08

Justice Haynes · Georgia Tech RB

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Traded from To Infinity And Bijan

1.09

Nate Frazier · Georgia RB

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Traded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven

1.10

Isaac Brown · Louisville RB

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Traded from Bijan Hater

Round 2

2.01

Darian Mensah · Miami QB

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Original pick

2.02

Jamari Johnson · Oregon TE

VaginaKiller

Original pick

2.03

Nick Marsh · Indiana WR

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Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick

2.04

Bryant Wesco Jr. · Clemson WR

Pupusa pounders

Original pick

2.05

Josh Hoover · Indiana QB

Diddyskids

Original pick

2.06

Ahmad Hardy · Missouri RB

Hawk Tua

Original pick

2.07

Jordan Marshall · Michigan RB

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Traded from Yourmomshouse

2.08

T.J. Moore · Clemson WR

To Infinity And Bijan

Original pick

2.09

Ian Strong · California WR

Not all dogs go 2 heaven

Original pick

2.10

CJ Carr · Notre Dame QB

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Traded from Bijan Hater

Round 3

3.01

Trinidad Chambliss · Ole Miss QB

Diddyskids

Traded from Dot Fuck em’ Up

3.02

Ryan Wingo · Texas WR

VaginaKiller

Original pick

3.03

Julian Sayin · Ohio State QB

Diddyskids

Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick

3.04

Ryan Coleman-Williams · Alabama WR

Pupusa pounders

Original pick

3.05

Brandon Inniss · Ohio State WR

Diddyskids

Original pick

3.06

Jayden Maiava · USC QB

Hawk Tua

Original pick

3.07

Charlie Becker · Indiana WR

VaginaKiller

Traded from Yourmomshouse

3.08

KJ Duff · Rutgers WR

To Infinity And Bijan

Original pick

3.09

Duce Robinson · Florida State WR

Not all dogs go 2 heaven

Original pick

3.10

Omarion Miller · Arizona State WR

VaginaKiller

Traded from Bijan Hater