2027 Mock Draft

Not a real draft — a projection of what the order would look like today, using the rookie board for who'd be available. Worst record picks first — updates automatically as the season plays out. Picks already traded show who actually holds them now.

Round 1

1.01

Jeremiah Smith · Ohio State WR

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Original pick

1.02

Arch Manning · Texas QB

Yourmomshouse

Traded from VaginaKiller

1.03

Dante Moore · Oregon QB

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick

1.04

Cam Coleman · Texas WR

Diddyskids

Original pick

1.05

Charlie Becker · Indiana WR

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Traded from Yourmomshouse

1.06

Ahmad Hardy · Missouri RB

Pupusa pounders

Original pick

1.07

Julian Sayin · Ohio State QB

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Traded from Hawk Tua

1.08

CJ Carr · Notre Dame QB

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Traded from To Infinity And Bijan

1.09

Darian Mensah · Miami QB

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Traded from EYE EYE CAPTAIN

1.10

Kewan Lacy · Ole Miss RB

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Traded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven

Round 2

2.01

Trey'Dez Green · LSU TE

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Original pick

2.02

Jadan Baugh · Florida RB

VaginaKiller

Original pick

2.03

Ryan Coleman-Williams · Alabama WR

Dot Fuck em’ Up

Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick

2.04

Nick Marsh · Indiana WR

EYE EYE CAPTAIN

Traded from Diddyskids

2.05

Mario Craver · Texas A&M WR

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Traded from Yourmomshouse

2.06

KJ Duff · Rutgers WR

Pupusa pounders

Original pick

2.07

Drew Mestemaker · Oklahoma State QB

Hawk Tua

Original pick

2.08

Omarion Miller · Arizona State WR

To Infinity And Bijan

Original pick

2.09

LaNorris Sellers · South Carolina QB

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Traded from EYE EYE CAPTAIN

2.10

Trinidad Chambliss · Ole Miss QB

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Traded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven

Round 3

3.01

Bryant Wesco Jr. · Clemson WR

Diddyskids

Traded from Dot Fuck em’ Up

3.02

Jayden Maiava · USC QB

VaginaKiller

Original pick

3.03

Ryan Wingo · Texas WR

Diddyskids

Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick

3.04

Brendan Sorsby · Texas Tech QB

Diddyskids

Original pick

3.05

Duce Robinson · Florida State WR

VaginaKiller

Traded from Yourmomshouse

3.06

Jamari Johnson · Oregon TE

Pupusa pounders

Original pick

3.07

Mark Fletcher Jr. · Miami RB

Hawk Tua

Original pick

3.08

Isaac Brown · Louisville RB

EYE EYE CAPTAIN

Traded from To Infinity And Bijan

3.09

Junior Sherrill · Vanderbilt WR

VaginaKiller

Traded from EYE EYE CAPTAIN

3.10

Wyatt Young · Oklahoma State WR

Not all dogs go 2 heaven

Original pick