2025 Draft
Round 1
1.01
Ashton Jeanty · LV RB
Not all dogs go 2 heavenTraded from Dot Fuck em’ Up
1.02
Omarion Hampton · LAC RB
Dot Fuck em’ UpTraded from Barry McCockiner
1.03
TreVeyon Henderson · NE RB
Hawk TuaOriginal pick
1.04
Cam Ward · TEN QB
Pupusa poundersOriginal pick
1.05
Tyler Warren · IND TEAll-Balls-No-DickTraded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven
1.06
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR WR
2024 Reskins with RG3Original pick
1.07
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DiddyskidsTraded from Yourmomshouse
1.08
Quinshon Judkins · CLE RBDot Fuck em’ UpTraded from DragginU-Dwn
1.09
Matthew Golden · GB WRDot Fuck em’ UpTraded from Diddyskids
1.10
Colston Loveland · CHI TEDot Fuck em’ UpTraded from All-Balls-No-Dick
Round 2
2.01
Kaleb Johnson · GB RBDot Fuck em’ UpOriginal pick
2.02
Emeka Egbuka · TB WR2024 Reskins with RG3Traded from Barry McCockiner
2.03
RJ Harvey · DEN RB
YourmomshouseTraded from Hawk Tua
2.04
Jalen Milroe · SEA QBPupusa poundersOriginal pick
2.05
Jaxson Dart · NYG QB2024 Reskins with RG3Traded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven
2.06
Cam Skattebo · NYG RB2024 Reskins with RG3Original pick
2.07
Mason Taylor · NYJ TEHawk TuaTraded from Yourmomshouse
2.08
Jayden Higgins · HOU WR2024 Reskins with RG3Traded from DragginU-Dwn
2.09
Luther Burden · CHI WRDiddyskidsOriginal pick
2.10
Tre' Harris · LAC WRAll-Balls-No-DickOriginal pick
Round 3
3.01
Jack Bech · LV WRPupusa poundersTraded from Dot Fuck em’ Up
3.02
Jaydon Blue · PHI RB
Barry McCockinerOriginal pick
3.03
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX RBHawk TuaOriginal pick
3.04
Shedeur Sanders · CLE QBPupusa poundersOriginal pick
3.05
Ollie Gordon · MIA RBDot Fuck em’ UpTraded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven
3.06
Dylan Sampson · CLE RBBarry McCockinerTraded from 2024 Reskins with RG3
3.07
Jaylin Noel · HOU WRBarry McCockinerTraded from Yourmomshouse
3.08
Elijah Arroyo · SEA TE
DragginU-DwnOriginal pick
3.09
Devin Neal · RBDiddyskidsOriginal pick
3.10
Tyler Shough · NO QBAll-Balls-No-DickOriginal pick