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NO DRUG TEST REQUIRED · 10 Teams · PPR · 2026 Season
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2026 Draft

Round 1
1.01
Jeremiyah LoveJeremiyah Love · ARI RB
All-Balls-No-DickAll-Balls-No-Dick
Traded from VaginaKiller
1.02
Carnell TateCarnell Tate · TEN WR
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Original pick
1.03
Jordyn TysonJordyn Tyson · NO WR
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick
1.04
Fernando MendozaFernando Mendoza · LV QB
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan
Original pick
1.05
Makai LemonMakai Lemon · PHI WR
Pupusa poundersPupusa pounders
Original pick
1.06
Jadarian PriceJadarian Price · SEA RB
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Traded from Dot Fuck em’ Up
1.07
KC ConcepcionKC Concepcion · CLE WR
VaginaKillerVaginaKiller
Traded from Bijan Hater
1.08
Kenyon SadiqKenyon Sadiq · NYJ TE
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from Yourmomshouse
1.09
Omar CooperOmar Cooper · NYJ WR
All-Balls-No-DickAll-Balls-No-Dick
Traded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven
1.10
Eli StowersEli Stowers · PHI TE
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan
Traded from Hawk Tua
Round 2
2.01
Denzel BostonDenzel Boston · CLE WR
All-Balls-No-DickAll-Balls-No-Dick
Traded from VaginaKiller
2.02
Ty SimpsonTy Simpson · LAR QB
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Original pick
2.03
Carson BeckCarson Beck · ARI QB
Bijan HaterBijan Hater
Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick
2.04
Germie BernardGermie Bernard · PIT WR
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Traded from To Infinity And Bijan
2.05
Jonah ColemanJonah Coleman · DEN RB
Pupusa poundersPupusa pounders
Original pick
2.06
Zachariah BranchZachariah Branch · ATL WR
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Traded from Dot Fuck em’ Up
2.07
Nicholas SingletonNicholas Singleton · TEN RB
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Traded from Bijan Hater
2.08
Elijah SarrattElijah Sarratt · BAL WR
Hawk TuaHawk Tua
Traded from Yourmomshouse
2.09
Malachi FieldsMalachi Fields · NYG WR
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven
2.10
Chris BellChris Bell · MIA WR
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan
Traded from Hawk Tua
Round 3
3.01
De'Zhaun StriblingDe'Zhaun Stribling · SF WR
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from VaginaKiller
3.02
Antonio WilliamsAntonio Williams · WAS WR
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Original pick
3.03
Cade KlubnikCade Klubnik · NYJ QB
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick
3.04
Ted HurstTed Hurst · TB WR
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan
Original pick
3.05
Oscar DelpOscar Delp · NO TE
Pupusa poundersPupusa pounders
Original pick
3.06
Ja'Kobi LaneJa'Kobi Lane · BAL WR
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Original pick
3.07
Emmett JohnsonEmmett Johnson · KC RB
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from Bijan Hater
3.08
Mike WashingtonMike Washington · LV RB
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan
Traded from Yourmomshouse
3.09
Skyler BellSkyler Bell · BUF WR
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from Not all dogs go 2 heaven
3.10
Drew AllarDrew Allar · PIT QB
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from Hawk Tua
Round 4
4.01
Chris BrazzellChris Brazzell · CAR WR
DiddyskidsDiddyskids
Traded from VaginaKiller
4.02
Kaelon BlackKaelon Black · SF RB
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from Diddyskids
4.03
Kaytron AllenKaytron Allen · WAS RB
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan
Traded from All-Balls-No-Dick
4.04
Max KlareMax Klare · LAR TE
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Traded from To Infinity And Bijan
4.05
Seth McGowanSeth McGowan · IND RB
Pupusa poundersPupusa pounders
Original pick
4.06
Will KacmarekWill Kacmarek · MIA TE
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Original pick
4.07
Adam RandallAdam Randall · BAL RB
Bijan HaterBijan Hater
Original pick
4.08
Garrett NussmeierGarrett Nussmeier · KC QB
Dot Fuck em’ UpDot Fuck em’ Up
Traded from Yourmomshouse
4.09
Michael TriggMichael Trigg · DAL TE
Not all dogs go 2 heavenNot all dogs go 2 heaven
Original pick
4.10
Demond ClaiborneDemond Claiborne · MIN RB
To Infinity And BijanTo Infinity And Bijan
Traded from Hawk Tua