2025 Draft

Round 1

1.01

Ja'Marr Chase · CIN WR

FuckFantasy

Original pick

1.02

Bijan Robinson · ATL RB

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

1.03

Jahmyr Gibbs · DET RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

1.04

Saquon Barkley · PHI RB

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

1.05

CeeDee Lamb · DAL WR

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

1.06

Justin Jefferson · MIN WR

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

1.07

Puka Nacua · LAR WR

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

1.08

Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

1.09

Nico Collins · HOU WR

Toast

Original pick

1.10

Derrick Henry · BAL RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

1.11

Kyren Williams · LAR RB

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

1.12

Josh Jacobs · GB RB

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 2

2.01

Ladd McConkey · LAC WR

FuckFantasy

Original pick

2.02

Lamar Jackson · BAL QB

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

2.03

A.J. Brown · NE WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

2.04

Josh Allen · BUF QB

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

2.05

Jonathan Taylor · IND RB

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

2.06

Brock Bowers · LV TE

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

2.07

Ashton Jeanty · LV RB

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

2.08

Bucky Irving · TB RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

2.09

Malik Nabers · NYG WR

Toast

Original pick

2.10

Christian McCaffrey · SF RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

2.11

Mike Evans · SF WR

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

2.12

Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX WR

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 3

3.01

Breece Hall · NYJ RB

FuckFantasy

Original pick

3.02

Drake London · ATL WR

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

3.03

Omarion Hampton · LAC RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

3.04

Terry McLaurin · WAS WR

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

3.05

Tee Higgins · CIN WR

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

3.06

Chase Brown · CIN RB

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

3.07

Jalen Hurts · PHI QB

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

3.08

Trey McBride · ARI TE

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

3.09

James Cook III · BUF RB

Toast

Original pick

3.10

Jayden Daniels · WAS QB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

3.11

Joe Burrow · CIN QB

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

3.12

Davante Adams · LAR WR

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 4

4.01

Tyreek Hill · WR

FuckFantasy

Original pick

4.02

DeVonta Smith · PHI WR

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

4.03

Courtland Sutton · DEN WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

4.04

Garrett Wilson · NYJ WR

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

4.05

Baker Mayfield · TB QB

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

4.06

Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA WR

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

4.07

Rashee Rice · KC WR

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

4.08

Alvin Kamara · NO RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

4.09

De'Von Achane · MIA RB

Toast

Original pick

4.10

Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

4.11

Kenneth Walker III · KC RB

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

4.12

George Kittle · SF TE

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 5

5.01

Sam LaPorta · DET TE

FuckFantasy

Original pick

5.02

James Conner · ARI RB

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

5.03

George Pickens · DAL WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

5.04

Chuba Hubbard · CAR RB

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

5.05

Isiah Pacheco · DET RB

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

5.06

Patrick Mahomes · KC QB

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

5.07

David Montgomery · HOU RB

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

5.08

DK Metcalf · PIT WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

5.09

Bo Nix · DEN QB

Toast

Original pick

5.10

Jameson Williams · DET WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

5.11

T.J. Hockenson · MIN TE

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

5.12

Travis Kelce · KC TE

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 6

6.01

Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN RB

FuckFantasy

Original pick

6.02

TreVeyon Henderson · NE RB

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

6.03

D'Andre Swift · CHI RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

6.04

RJ Harvey · DEN RB

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

6.05

Mark Andrews · BAL TE

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

6.06

Joe Mixon · RB

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

6.07

Zay Flowers · BAL WR

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

6.08

Calvin Ridley · TEN WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

6.09

DJ Moore · BUF WR

Toast

Original pick

6.10

Tetairoa McMillan · CAR WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

6.11

Cooper Kupp · SEA WR

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

6.12

Jared Goff · DET QB

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 7

7.01

Justin Herbert · LAC QB

FuckFantasy

Original pick

7.02

Evan Engram · DEN TE

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

7.03

Dak Prescott · DAL QB

Captain Insano

Original pick

7.04

Tyler Warren · IND TE

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

7.05

Jerry Jeudy · CLE WR

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

7.06

Xavier Worthy · KC WR

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

7.07

Tony Pollard · TEN RB

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

7.08

Jakobi Meyers · JAX WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

7.09

Stefon Diggs · WAS WR

Toast

Original pick

7.10

Brock Purdy · SF QB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

7.11

12530

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

7.12

Jaylen Warren · PIT RB

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 8

8.01

Jaylen Waddle · DEN WR

FuckFantasy

Original pick

8.02

Chris Godwin Jr. · TB WR

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

8.03

Emeka Egbuka · TB WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

8.04

Jauan Jennings · MIN WR

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

8.05

Tucker Kraft · GB TE

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

8.06

Matthew Golden · GB WR

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

8.07

Jake Ferguson · DAL TE

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

8.08

Kaleb Johnson · GB RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

8.09

David Njoku · LAC TE

Toast

Original pick

8.10

Rome Odunze · CHI WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

8.11

Quinshon Judkins · CLE RB

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

8.12

C.J. Stroud · HOU QB

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 9

9.01

Brian Robinson Jr. · ATL RB

FuckFantasy

Original pick

9.02

Josh Downs · IND WR

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

9.03

Colston Loveland · CHI TE

Captain Insano

Original pick

9.04

Jordan Addison · MIN WR

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

9.05

Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF WR

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

9.06

Buffalo Bills · BUF DEF

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

9.07

Brandon Aubrey · DAL K

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

9.08

Ricky Pearsall · SF WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

9.09

Travis Etienne Jr. · NO RB

Toast

Original pick

9.10

Tyrone Tracy Jr. · NYG RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

9.11

Jordan Love · GB QB

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

9.12

Philadelphia Eagles · PHI DEF

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 10

10.01

Kyler Murray · MIN QB

FuckFantasy

Original pick

10.02

Jordan Mason · MIN RB

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

10.03

Denver Broncos · DEN DEF

Captain Insano

Original pick

10.04

Javonte Williams · DAL RB

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

10.05

Jake Bates · DET K

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

10.06

Darnell Mooney · NYG WR

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

10.07

Baltimore Ravens · BAL DEF

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

10.08

Pittsburgh Steelers · PIT DEF

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

10.09

Chris Olave · NO WR

Toast

Original pick

10.10

Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL TE

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

10.11

Jayden Reed · GB WR

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

10.12

J.K. Dobbins · DEN RB

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 11

11.01

Cam Skattebo · NYG RB

FuckFantasy

Original pick

11.02

Khalil Shakir · BUF WR

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

11.03

Jaydon Blue · PHI RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

11.04

Jonnu Smith · GB TE

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

11.05

Rachaad White · WAS RB

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

11.06

Zach Charbonnet · SEA RB

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

11.07

Rashid Shaheed · SEA WR

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

11.08

Drake Maye · NE QB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

11.09

Brandon Aiyuk · SF WR

Toast

Original pick

11.10

Michael Pittman Jr. · PIT WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

11.11

Detroit Lions · DET DEF

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

11.12

Keenan Allen · IND WR

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 12

12.01

Kansas City Chiefs · KC DEF

FuckFantasy

Original pick

12.02

J.J. McCarthy · NYG QB

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

12.03

Brenton Strange · JAX TE

Captain Insano

Original pick

12.04

Rhamondre Stevenson · NE RB

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

12.05

Sam Darnold · SEA QB

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

12.06

Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN WR

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

12.07

Keon Coleman · BUF WR

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

12.08

Jayden Higgins · HOU WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

12.09

Minnesota Vikings · MIN DEF

Toast

Original pick

12.10

Nick Chubb · RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

12.11

Dalton Kincaid · BUF TE

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

12.12

Christian Kirk · SF WR

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 13

13.01

Cameron Dicker · LAC K

FuckFantasy

Original pick

13.02

Chris Boswell · PIT K

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

13.03

Cam Ward · TEN QB

Captain Insano

Original pick

13.04

Chase McLaughlin · TB K

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

13.05

Dylan Sampson · CLE RB

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

13.06

Tyjae Spears · TEN RB

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

13.07

Austin Ekeler · WAS RB

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

13.08

Jake Elliott · PHI K

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

13.09

Tre' Harris · LAC WR

Toast

Original pick

13.10

Houston Texans · HOU DEF

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

13.11

Harrison Butker · KC K

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

13.12

Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU K

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 14

14.01

Najee Harris · RB

FuckFantasy

Original pick

14.02

Elijah Arroyo · SEA TE

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

14.03

Elic Ayomanor · TEN WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

14.04

San Francisco 49ers · SF DEF

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

14.05

DeMario Douglas · NE WR

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

14.06

Isaac TeSlaa · DET WR

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

14.07

Dallas Goedert · PHI TE

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

14.08

Braelon Allen · NYJ RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

14.09

Justin Fields · KC QB

Toast

Original pick

14.10

Luther Burden III · CHI WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

14.11

Tank Bigsby · PHI RB

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

14.12

DeAndre Hopkins · WR

PhyckYu

Original pick

Round 15

15.01

Zach Ertz · PHI TE

FuckFantasy

Original pick

15.02

Kyle Williams · NE WR

I got 13 Steaks over here

Original pick

15.03

Tyler Loop · BAL K

Captain Insano

Original pick

15.04

Caleb Williams · CHI QB

JstJoshinYa

Original pick

15.05

Dallas Cowboys · DAL DEF

CeeDees Nuts on Yochin

Original pick

15.06

Cam Little · JAX K

TO THA BOWL I GO

Original pick

15.07

Adam Thielen · WR

Jim Crow Jones

Original pick

15.08

Bhayshul Tuten · JAX RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

15.09

Isaac Guerendo · SF RB

Toast

Original pick

15.10

Wil Lutz · DEN K

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

15.11

Jalen McMillan · TB WR

Mister Nut In Her Butt

Original pick

15.12

Ray Davis · BUF RB

PhyckYu

Original pick