2026 Draft

Round 1

1.01

Jahmyr Gibbs · DET RB

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

1.02

Bijan Robinson · ATL RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

1.03

Ja'Marr Chase · CIN WR

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

1.04

Christian McCaffrey · SF RB

Clown

Original pick

1.05

Puka Nacua · LAR WR

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

1.06

Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA WR

Toast

Original pick

1.07

Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET WR

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

1.08

Jonathan Taylor · IND RB

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

1.09

CeeDee Lamb · DAL WR

Good Goy

Original pick

1.10

Justin Jefferson · MIN WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

1.11

James Cook III · BUF RB

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

1.12

Saquon Barkley · PHI RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 2

2.01

Davante Adams · LAR WR

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

2.02

Rashee Rice · KC WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

2.03

Brock Bowers · LV TE

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

2.04

Josh Allen · BUF QB

Clown

Original pick

2.05

George Pickens · DAL WR

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

2.06

Derrick Henry · BAL RB

Toast

Original pick

2.07

Ashton Jeanty · LV RB

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

2.08

A.J. Brown · NE WR

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

2.09

Drake London · ATL WR

Good Goy

Original pick

2.10

Chase Brown · CIN RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

2.11

De'Von Achane · MIA RB

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

2.12

Omarion Hampton · LAC RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 3

3.01

Dak Prescott · DAL QB

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

3.02

Kyren Williams · LAR RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

3.03

Trey McBride · ARI TE

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

3.04

Jeremiyah Love · ARI RB

Clown

Original pick

3.05

Nico Collins · HOU WR

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

3.06

Kenneth Walker III · KC RB

Toast

Original pick

3.07

Malik Nabers · NYG WR

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

3.08

Lamar Jackson · BAL QB

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

3.09

Javonte Williams · DAL RB

Good Goy

Original pick

3.10

Ladd McConkey · LAC WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

3.11

DeVonta Smith · PHI WR

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

3.12

Tetairoa McMillan · CAR WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 4

4.01

Cam Skattebo · NYG RB

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

4.02

Emeka Egbuka · TB WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

4.03

Garrett Wilson · NYJ WR

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

4.04

DJ Moore · BUF WR

Clown

Original pick

4.05

Bucky Irving · TB RB

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

4.06

Zay Flowers · BAL WR

Toast

Original pick

4.07

Tee Higgins · CIN WR

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

4.08

Colston Loveland · CHI TE

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

4.09

Breece Hall · NYJ RB

Good Goy

Original pick

4.10

Jaylen Waddle · DEN WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

4.11

Chris Olave · NO WR

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

4.12

Josh Jacobs · GB RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 5

5.01

Mike Evans · SF WR

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

5.02

Tyler Warren · IND TE

Captain Insano

Original pick

5.03

Travis Etienne Jr. · NO RB

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

5.04

Terry McLaurin · WAS WR

Clown

Original pick

5.05

Jadarian Price · SEA RB

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

5.06

David Montgomery · HOU RB

Toast

Original pick

5.07

Drake Maye · NE QB

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

5.08

Quinshon Judkins · CLE RB

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

5.09

Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL TE

Good Goy

Original pick

5.10

D'Andre Swift · CHI RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

5.11

Tucker Kraft · GB TE

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

5.12

DK Metcalf · PIT WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 6

6.01

Jake Ferguson · DAL TE

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

6.02

RJ Harvey · DEN RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

6.03

Carnell Tate · TEN WR

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

6.04

Courtland Sutton · DEN WR

Clown

Original pick

6.05

Joe Burrow · CIN QB

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

6.06

Sam LaPorta · DET TE

Toast

Original pick

6.07

Travis Kelce · KC TE

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

6.08

Rome Odunze · CHI WR

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

6.09

Jameson Williams · DET WR

Good Goy

Original pick

6.10

Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE TE

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

6.11

George Kittle · SF TE

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

6.12

Dalton Kincaid · BUF TE

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 7

7.01

Luther Burden III · CHI WR

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

7.02

Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

7.03

Bhayshul Tuten · JAX RB

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

7.04

Tony Pollard · TEN RB

Clown

Original pick

7.05

TreVeyon Henderson · NE RB

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

7.06

Parker Washington · JAX WR

Toast

Original pick

7.07

Jalen Hurts · PHI QB

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

7.08

Caleb Williams · CHI QB

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

7.09

Jayden Daniels · WAS QB

Good Goy

Original pick

7.10

Christian Watson · GB WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

7.11

Chris Godwin Jr. · TB WR

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

7.12

Bo Nix · DEN QB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 8

8.01

Rico Dowdle · PIT RB

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

8.02

Brandon Aubrey · DAL K

Captain Insano

Original pick

8.03

Rhamondre Stevenson · NE RB

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

8.04

Dallas Goedert · PHI TE

Clown

Original pick

8.05

Jordyn Tyson · NO WR

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

8.06

Isaiah Likely · NYG TE

Toast

Original pick

8.07

Chuba Hubbard · CAR RB

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

8.08

Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX WR

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

8.09

Jaylen Warren · PIT RB

Good Goy

Original pick

8.10

Trevor Lawrence · JAX QB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

8.11

Quentin Johnston · LAC WR

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

8.12

Josh Downs · IND WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 9

9.01

Stefon Diggs · WAS WR

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

9.02

Michael Wilson · ARI WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

9.03

KC Concepcion Jr. · CLE WR

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

9.04

J.K. Dobbins · DEN RB

Clown

Original pick

9.05

Chig Okonkwo · WAS TE

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

9.06

Justin Herbert · LAC QB

Toast

Original pick

9.07

Makai Lemon · PHI WR

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

9.08

Oronde Gadsden · LAC TE

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

9.09

Matthew Stafford · LAR QB

Good Goy

Original pick

9.10

Blake Corum · LAR RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

9.11

Jaxson Dart · NYG QB

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

9.12

Jordan Mason · MIN RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 10

10.01

T.J. Hockenson · MIN TE

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

10.02

Kenny Gainwell · TB RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

10.03

Jordan Addison · MIN WR

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

10.04

Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF WR

Clown

Original pick

10.05

Matthew Golden · GB WR

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

10.06

Jonathon Brooks · CAR RB

Toast

Original pick

10.07

Seattle Seahawks · SEA DEF

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

10.08

Houston Texans · HOU DEF

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

10.09

Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ TE

Good Goy

Original pick

10.10

Los Angeles Rams · LAR DEF

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

10.11

Jayden Reed · GB WR

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

10.12

Romeo Doubs · NE WR

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 11

11.01

Baker Mayfield · TB QB

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

11.02

Kyle Monangai · CHI RB

Captain Insano

Original pick

11.03

Brock Purdy · SF QB

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

11.04

Denver Broncos · DEN DEF

Clown

Original pick

11.05

Woody Marks · HOU RB

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

11.06

Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN WR

Toast

Original pick

11.07

Hunter Henry · NE TE

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

11.08

Alec Pierce · IND WR

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

11.09

Michael Pittman Jr. · PIT WR

Good Goy

Original pick

11.10

Cameron Dicker · LAC K

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

11.11

New England Patriots · NE DEF

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

11.12

Rachaad White · WAS RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 12

12.01

Dallas Cowboys · DAL DEF

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

12.02

Rashid Shaheed · SEA WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

12.03

De'Zhaun Stribling · SF WR

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

12.04

Mike Washington Jr. · LV RB

Clown

Original pick

12.05

Brenton Strange · JAX TE

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

12.06

Khalil Shakir · BUF WR

Toast

Original pick

12.07

Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ WR

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

12.08

Jason Myers · SEA K

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

12.09

Denzel Boston · CLE WR

Good Goy

Original pick

12.10

Jacory Croskey-Merritt · WAS RB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

12.11

Xavier Worthy · KC WR

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

12.12

Tyler Allgeier · ARI RB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 13

13.01

Chris Boswell · PIT K

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

13.02

Jalen McMillan · TB WR

Captain Insano

Original pick

13.03

Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL WR

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

13.04

Tank Dell · HOU WR

Clown

Original pick

13.05

Tyrone Tracy Jr. · NYG RB

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

13.06

Pittsburgh Steelers · PIT DEF

Toast

Original pick

13.07

Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN RB

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

13.08

Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX RB

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

13.09

Fernando Mendoza · LV QB

Good Goy

Original pick

13.10

Jalen Coker · CAR WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

13.11

Sam Darnold · SEA QB

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

13.12

Jared Goff · DET QB

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 14

14.01

Baltimore Ravens · BAL DEF

Adolf & Friends

Original pick

14.02

Patrick Mahomes · KC QB

Captain Insano

Original pick

14.03

Kyler Murray · MIN QB

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

14.04

Harrison Butker · KC K

Clown

Original pick

14.05

Zach Charbonnet · SEA RB

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

14.06

Juwan Johnson · NO TE

Toast

Original pick

14.07

Tyjae Spears · TEN RB

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

14.08

Cam Little · JAX K

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

14.09

Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU K

Good Goy

Original pick

14.10

Malik Washington · MIA WR

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

14.11

Jerry Jeudy · CLE WR

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

14.12

Philadelphia Eagles · PHI DEF

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick

Round 15

15.01

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Adolf & Friends

Original pick

15.02

Detroit Lions · DET DEF

Captain Insano

Original pick

15.03

Jacksonville Jaguars · JAX DEF

2 Tight Ends and a Chaser

Original pick

15.04

Mark Andrews · BAL TE

Clown

Original pick

15.05

Jordan Love · GB QB

MISTA MISTAH I SEE U 🫩

Original pick

15.06

Jake Bates · DET K

Toast

Original pick

15.07

Harrison Mevis · K

ShowMeYourButthole

Original pick

15.08

Jakobi Meyers · JAX WR

Deep State Sleepers

Original pick

15.09

Andy Borregales · NE K

Good Goy

Original pick

15.10

Tyler Shough · NO QB

TOUCHofDOWN syndrome

Original pick

15.11

Will Reichard · MIN K

CJ sucks ass

Original pick

15.12

Eddy Pineiro · SF K

G.E.T.S.O.M.E

Original pick